My latest rant is triggered by no more than a few minutes jumping between facebook and myspace. People, please follow these guidelines for your profile:
1. Keep your clothes on. If you want to be naked on the Internet, buy a domain and at least make money off of it.
2. Hold the camera at a right angle. If I have to turn my head to look at your picture, it means you didn't take it the right way. I will grant you a few degrees of leeway, but if it is clearly crooked and you post it, you are a moron.
3. Don't say you are down to earth. If you have to go out of your way to mention that you are a really down to earth person, you obviously aren't.
Immediate compliance is requested. Thank you.
fawk_novat0
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