The most beautiful marriage proposal

I did something today that I have not done in some time. I sat back in my chair, and being overcome by emotion, I cried. I was so touched by the story I was reading that I shed a tear. It was a news article on a marriage proposal. I was at first surprised to know that this guy and his girlfriend play Halo 3 together, thing which is tear-worthy in and of itself. He told her to play a game with her, and let her to a spot on the map where he claimed he had put a plasma sword. When they arrived, she was treated to an overhead view of a message written in assorted halo weaponry reading the following: Marry me? It made you think. I hope that one day I too will be able to propose matrimony to my wife through a video game as she sits next to me rather than just asking her verbally, or taking her somewhere nice, etc. No names were published as to protect the gamer girl from many, many, many unwanted advances from creepy old men and teenagers from basements everywhere.

Halo Proposal


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And you thought YOU were creepy

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Creepy bum sneaks into a church

Ok, I think we have all heard many stories about a church building being misused for many things. Let us not forget Jimmy Swaggart. But seriously, who would have thought to break into a church to call a phone sex line? What are these people thinking? I mean you seriously can't go to a payphone with a stolen credit card in a dark alley that no one ever goes to? I get on to foxnews.com expecting to see an update on today's school shooting or something about today's elections, and I get the perv who busted into a church to do the dirty on a phone line with a very obese, uneducated woman making a dollar over minimum wage because she has a pretty voice.

I introduce you to the newest fat angry white kid...
Alaina Templeton


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4 pounds in 2 hours

Yes, it is true. As the Fat Angry White Kids gathered on that glorious Saturday night of November 3, and engaged in their gluttony, I gained 4 pounds. That's what a large sandwich on ciabatta bread, buffalo wings, funeral potatoes, ice cream sandwiches, ding dongs, and mountain dew will do to you. I am still fighting off the extra 3 pounds that have remained through the weekend. I certainly hope it goes away; but until then I will drink Vault zero or diet vault or whatever the suffix is that means "for people who want to lose weight but not bad enough to abstain from carbonated drinks" Anyways, I guess that's all I have got tonight, STAY TUNED for the upcoming post, "The testing of Roy's theory"


Anyone remember these fellas???
Kriss Kross


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