2 soft chicken tacos, a rodeo burger, 6 cheesy tots, a chicken sandwich, 2 cans of soda, and a tube of chocolate chip cookie dough.
No, this is not a strange 12 days of Christmas variant. This is my total consumption on Friday night. It has taken a while to get fully back to the swing of things, but it has arrived. The Fat Angry White Kids© are back and stronger than ever. (except in halo playing) While we lament the loss of our dearest third part of the holy FAWK counsel, we realize that haste must be made in preparation for the coming of HIM. Yes, Milton shall return in glory and every tongue shall confess that his fat holiness is the great beaver master. We have decided to help everyone gear up for the return of his Miltonness by manufacturing the I love the milton bumperstucker, which can be found for 3.99 (that includes domestic shipping) at cafepress.com. A link will be at the end of the article. Now all of you who have ever wanted to revel in your fathood, prepare for the time is close at hand when we shall fight against the evil forces of skinnyness and the mass mentality of the "diet." Soldiers, get your gear. We soon fight a war, a war of ideas and concepts. They are many, but we are gluttons. Buy the bumper sticker to show your support for our gathering, and be still in anxious standby. We shall conquer
Milton bumper sticker
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